Nintendo's Revolutionary Concepts Revealed!
GP: So, in closing, is there any other information you feel you can give us about the mysterious "Revolution"?
Miyamoto: Well, I suppose it can't hurt now. *chuckles*. We intend to be the first company to take a step backwards in graphical capability! We've realized, through our many years of experience, that graphics have just become to complicated for the non-gamer. We felt there was much more interactivity while quietly bashing your forehead into the wall while playing the smooth-as-butter 30 Frames Per Second goodness that was the Nintendo 64. We believe it was the best console that we have ever created. Revolution will follow up on this concept.
GP: Don't you think this might anger some of your more hardcore fans?
Miyamoto: The way we see it is, we'll offer them something they can't refuse, like connectivity with the N64 to unlock new in-game items, it really helps the nostalgia factor. Besides, they'll buy it, no matter what we throw out there, so I can't say we're worried, no.
GP: Well, what about the controller? Isn't the controller supposed to be the "revolution" in your next home console?
Miyamoto: The controller? No. That was simply a ruse to divert suspicion from our other motives. The controllers are actually N64 controllers, with a retro style that looks suspiciously like the old Famicom controllers. They will also have removable faceplates for the fashion-conscious crowd.
GP: Thank you for your time, Mr. Miyamoto-san.
Miyamoto: Well, I suppose it can't hurt now. *chuckles*. We intend to be the first company to take a step backwards in graphical capability! We've realized, through our many years of experience, that graphics have just become to complicated for the non-gamer. We felt there was much more interactivity while quietly bashing your forehead into the wall while playing the smooth-as-butter 30 Frames Per Second goodness that was the Nintendo 64. We believe it was the best console that we have ever created. Revolution will follow up on this concept.
GP: Don't you think this might anger some of your more hardcore fans?
Miyamoto: The way we see it is, we'll offer them something they can't refuse, like connectivity with the N64 to unlock new in-game items, it really helps the nostalgia factor. Besides, they'll buy it, no matter what we throw out there, so I can't say we're worried, no.
GP: Well, what about the controller? Isn't the controller supposed to be the "revolution" in your next home console?
Miyamoto: The controller? No. That was simply a ruse to divert suspicion from our other motives. The controllers are actually N64 controllers, with a retro style that looks suspiciously like the old Famicom controllers. They will also have removable faceplates for the fashion-conscious crowd.
GP: Thank you for your time, Mr. Miyamoto-san.
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