Interview with Reggie Fils-Aime!

GP: Good Evening, Mr. Fils-Aime. Would you care to make a dramatic entrance?

Fils-Aime:: You betcha! My name's Reggie, and I'm about kicking butt, and taking names!

GP: Whoa, what happened to your usual tagline?

Fils-Aime:: The darned FCC started a riot about it, then Jack Thompson started blabbering something about the deprivation of children in America, and yeah, it's a long story.

GP: I see...

Fils-Aime:: Anyway, what am I here for?

GP: The interview.

Fils-Aime:: Oh right, I guess that explains the roundtable and the questionnaire.

GP: Yeah, those tend to be dead giveaways.

Fils-Aime:: Anyway, let me read over this list...*under his breath* 1. Have Reggie take my boss's name, and ki-

GP: WHOA! WRONG list there, buddy. *quickly swaps papers*

Fils-Aime:: Oh, ok. *reads paper*

Questions about the Revolution's controller. Kind of anticlimactic, wouldn't you say?

GP: Have you got a better idea?

Fils-Aime:: Canasta?

GP: Not an option.

Fils-Aime:: Right. Well, as I'm sure you could have guessed, I'm really not authorized to give away any information about the controller at this time.

GP: Come on, you're like, he-man or something, don't tell me you're afraid of Miyamoto?

Fils-Aime:: You haven't seen his bodyguards, have you?

GP: ...point taken. I guess that's all we can get from that question, so let's mo - wait, Miyamoto has bodyguards?

Fils-Aime:: Yeah. It's one of those need-to-know kind of things.

GP: Guess it's true what they say that you learn something new every day, eh?

Fils-Aime:: Can we move on to the next question, please?

GP: Sure. How do you feel the Revolution will be able to compete, sales-wise?

Fils-Aime:: Well, we are confident that it will outsell the Virtual Boy by at least 3,000 units.

GP: Wow. That's quite an undertaking.

Fils-Aime:: What can I say? We're extremely confident.

GP:Well, looks like we're out of time, but thank you for the interview!